Katherine, 21, Ireland.
Visual Communications student.
...so this is just the logical online extension of my notebook collection and hoarder mentality. Bear with me.
You’re not a strawberry sweet, bro, no, shut up -
No because your wrapper is fucking GREEN
And there was already a pink one, it was raspberry
Who decides, when allocating colours to flavours, that raspberry deserves pink more than strawberry
Are these people subtly fighting the system or some shit
I realise that raspberry being matched with blue makes no sense and is overdone, but if my strawberry was green I would not be eating that shit
No sir
My mom just made hard cinnamon candy and —
It’s so spicy
Like hot-wings flame-grilled in the fires of hell
It burns like the UTI of Satan
I’m doing this for my kids
If anyone’s considering proposing (HAHAHAHAHA) this would be a sure-fire way to secure my affection. Just saying.
