1. I was planning on sleeping…

    BUT THEN I OPENED FIREFOX

    I haven’t opened it in months, and I only have 65 tabs in it (yes only STFU I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM) but it’s like Happy Birthday to me, it’s like finding a note in the pocket of old clothes -

    except the notes are fics, which is better.

    Money can’t buy me feels, bro.